A date trick

One day a guy talks to the girl he likes on Skype

Guy: hey you, my one and not only translator!!

Girl: hello. Oh, so i am not your only translator? i see you got plenty of "translators"

Guy: don't like it when you try to get me wrong. i meant to say you are more than a translator to me. but yeah, i got plenty of translators.

Girl: like it when i get to dig your secret out of you. i hope i'm your best translator!

Guy: haha. yes u r. u're my best friend. and soon i'll be dating you. hehehehhehehehheehh

Girl: what am i? a history book? i am not to be dated.

Guy: u know what i mean. so will you go out on a date with me?

Girl: i'd go out with you, but it's not gonna be a date.

Guy: then what is it?

a day? a week? a month? a year????

Girl: ...

Guy: a day would be 24 hours, a week would be 7 days, a month would be 30 days, a year would be 365 days.

if we go out on any of these, it'll be toooooo long!

so come on, please go out on a DATE with me..

Girl: So you don't wanna go out TOO LONG with me?

Guy: Love it when i knew you'll always come up with that kind of remarks. i'm just saying that to make you go out on a DATE with me. then i'll say, lets go out on a DATE for the rest of the YEAR.

Who's cleverer??Men or Women??

VS



ermmmm...any comments???????????????does men brain 100% like tat??

Addmath??

Do not be tension while answering addmath or math question..WHY???

THIS IS THE REASON WHY..wanna end ur life??Die early??

CHEERsssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pesanan ini dibawa oleh Kementerian Kesihatan Malaysia

Boys..read this before having a girlfriend

CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER

INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful

SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as “wife” when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .

SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her.

Malaysian....

Malaysians are creative??agree??

We have our own transformer robot..

Before..



After..



our own spiderman..



proud to be Malaysian...

New version of microsoft windows-latest than vista

Letter for Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to the internet, we planned to open an email account & whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column. Only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santosh Singh and he said that there is no problem with the keyboard. Because of this we open the email account with password ******. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We’re unable to enter anything after we click the ’shut down’ button.

3. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is a ‘run’ in the menu. One of my friends has clicked ‘run’ and has run up to Amritsar! So we request you to change that to ’sit’. So that we can click that button by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any’re-scooter’ available in the system? As I find only’re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at home.

6. There is a ‘find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot on tracing the key with this ‘find’ but unable to trace. Is it a ‘bug’?

7. Every night I’m not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, so I suggest that you provide 1 dog to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when you are going to give me money for winning Hearts (playing cards in game) and when are you coming to my home to collect your money.

9. My child learnt Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence, so when can you provide that?